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notalwaysweak:

seventh-sage:

hamtigers:

terrybootsbiggestfan:

“What house are you in?”

“Wfftitwff.”

I want to hear how that’s pronounced

It’s pronounced “oof-tee-toof”. It’s adorable, I know.

OOF-TEE-TOOF

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The Literary Studies Seminar is “Tolkien to Rowling” I’m so fucking excited

The Literary Studies Seminar is “Tolkien to Rowling” I’m so fucking excited

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ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

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fatbodypolitics:

An inspiring underdog story that exposes government mandated BMI testing of students and the ‘Fat Letters’ that ensue.

The Story

In an effort to address the obesity problem among American youth, lawmakers in twenty states passed a controversial mandate forcing schools to perform body mass index, or BMI, tests on their students. What soon followed sparked a heated national debate. Coined the ‘Fat Letters’ by students, letters were given to overweight kids whose BMI did not fall within a narrowly accepted range; essentially telling children, even as young as kindergarteners, that they are fat. 

When a determined sixth-grader in Ohio voices her protest against the letters, student journalist Bailey Webber is inspired to take up her fight. Convinced that her fellow students are being unfairly profiled and bullied by the government, Bailey’s investigation soon turns into a battle of wills between her and the state bureaucrats who sponsored and passed the law. 

The Student Body is a true underdog story of two brave girls who take a stand against government intrusion and hypocrisy while exploring the complex and controversial truths of the childhood obesity debate.

Only a few more days to donate to this kickstarter. Please support and / or share.

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Call someone out on their bisexual erasure in my writing class because the character went with a girl after she dated a guy and another classmate called her “gay”
I told him that she’s probably bisexual not gay just because she dated a girl
Get told to calm down (several times, his hand out at me)

can I go home yet?

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my-angel-castiel:

sexyandthethief:

bearpapi:

You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …

the town’s name is dixon

the longer you look at it the funnier it gets

my-angel-castiel:

sexyandthethief:

bearpapi:

You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …

the town’s name is dixon

the longer you look at it the funnier it gets

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

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catp0rn:

red3blog:

What the…

Cats are somethin else

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Twenty minutes until my registration for classes begin
Cross your fingers that I don’t have to eat any Freshman for their seat since I need to fucking graduate

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tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

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opalavocado:

flawless people ~ natalie dormer

Actually could cry looking at her

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pinecunt:


russellcampot:

fallonfanatic:

Inspirational stuff. He’s trying to find the man that saved his life.
Hits home that reblogging those ‘please don’t do it’ posts can definitely make a difference.
Linky to full story: [X]

Respect

He found him:
http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/30/finding-mike-jonny-benjamin-reunited-with-the-stranger-who-saved-him-from-suicide-bid-4282482/

pinecunt:

russellcampot:

fallonfanatic:

Inspirational stuff. He’s trying to find the man that saved his life.

Hits home that reblogging those ‘please don’t do it’ posts can definitely make a difference.

Linky to full story: [X]

Respect

He found him:
http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/30/finding-mike-jonny-benjamin-reunited-with-the-stranger-who-saved-him-from-suicide-bid-4282482/

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